Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.
Science has yet again found evidence that we're killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic "two-for-one" special.
What's the deadly discovery this time around?
Apocalypt-O-Meter = 90%
Sorry to disturb you, preoccupied as you surely are with the endless and ultimately futile struggle for existential perpetuation, however I have some news which may come as somewhat of a disappointment.
Science has yet again found evidence that we’re killing ourselves off while taking copious other unsuspecting creatures out with us in an apocalyptic “two-for-one” special.
What’s the deadly discovery this time around? [click to continue…]